nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
the past, you can't change it.
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
intelligence is a wonderful thing.
The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday. "What do you think is the reason for your long life?" they asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago."
I'll never make the mistake of being 70
do you always get on your birthday?
did the elephant wish for on his birthday?
do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
I intend to
live forever -- so far, so good!
Start every day
with a smile and get it over with.
You know you are getting old when the candles
cost more than the cake...
Age is a question of mind over matter. If
you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There's a silver lining to being a cancer
bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the
boss shook it
slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger
to the wet spot
and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
Don't worry about temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
Rock stars used
to say, "Don't trust anyone over 30!"
If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday. It's been proven mathematically.
A Story from Soupy Sales:
Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Where would you
learn to make ice cream?
What is the left side of a birthday cake?
You know you're getting older when...
Think about this:
The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
Time and tide
wait for no sandcastle,
All the world's
Nice to be
here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
What does every birthday end
Happy birthday to you...and many more!